That post sounded pretty lame.

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Hello Xanga. We meet again.

Its time for me to get back to the keyboard and speak of personal thoughts and bullshit adulterated stories as a manipulative tool in order to make you think Im an interesting guy.

Shame.

So today I was walking to go give blood, when all of the sudden, a little kitten jumped into the road. I watched in horror as an old man screaming "I hate kittens"(direct quote"), pulled out a rifle. I dove infront of the the bullet and got shot in the shoulder. Then the man ran up to me begging for forgiveness and saying that he had seen the light. - I do slighty resemble (forget how to spell that dumbass?) our savior. But anyway, I was still angry about being shot in the leg...er...shoulder, so I stabbed him in the heart. Then I had to ressesitate(Goddamn it doesnt end.) the poor kitten, because... I mean, he didnt get shot because I took the bullet so... He had a heart attack in all of the comotion so, I kissed him ...with my magic lips and he jumped to life and graced our earth with his wonderful presence because I love animals.    WIll you sleep with me?

...Off to a good start.

Yeah, I havent been on here for a while. You see, I had computer problems. My computer and I began to quarrel. He wouldnt let me connect. At first it explained the problem in cryptic codes but soon it began to become blunt. It would pop up and tell me 

Error:18394723987 YOUR REQUEST TO CONNECT HAS BEEN FUCKED IN THE ASS. 

But all is well.

-cute sign off note.

so people think Im gay for saying penis so much

but im really drunk so penis is in every one of my sentences.

Penis!

Dont let that make you think Im gay.

Vagina is a cool word too!

So is squeegy... and mario!